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Me: Is the elevator working?
Weird Doorman: Yes, it's coming. Are you in a rush?
Me: Well, sort of.
Weird Doorman: Slow down. Don't stress. Take your time. You'll end up with heart problems. Then you get hypertension. Then you snap and it's all over.

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I know, Andrew, I’m sad that you had to go home, too.

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What a fun weekend!!

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Baby Ingests Crack Cocaine While At Party With Mom

(via PC)

That’s some serious second hand smoking.

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My facebook gossip preferences go to 11.

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fowkswe:

recent:

Sneaker Burger / Vice/Olle Hemmendorff

wow.

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define: dippin'

mollydorrough:

To describe how beautiful, sexy, hot, or gorgeous some [sic] is.

ALSO SEE DIP

“Damn she is ssssoooo dippin”
Thank you urban dictionary for clearing up my confusion.

Seriously, though. Molly is SO dippin’.

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meanwhile, back at the office...

Patrick: What's for lunch today?
Me: a leftover hamburger and swiss chard.
Patrick: That sounds like a meal you'd give to a homeless person on the street in a styrofoam container.

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This guy definitely read the NYT article on man shorts a few weeks ago.

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